Apparently from the emails I got this morning, I have made the big time among those hated, despised, persecuted unfairly and tormented by miscreants and felons with dozens of emails of congratulations.
From Jane Stillwater, famous author and blog writer:
Giving thanks that I’m not a wealthy widow in Chicago!
By Jane Stillwater
“It’s not easy being old,” to paraphrase a song by Kermit the Frog. There aren’t all that many perqs. Your teeth fall out. Your joints freeze up. And say goodbye to your sex life, no matter what they say about Viagra. No one invites you to parties any more and you can no longer Twerk. But having enough money to make you comfortable in your old age can help make up for a lot of all those various aches and pains associated with old age.
Unless of course you are an elderly widow living…