Remember, in court you can’t call your opponent a liar, the judge a liar, that both the judge and opposing counsel is working to rubber stamp corruption. You have to be more subtle. Best defense: give them all a word they have to look up.
So this is a beginning series of Useful Words you can use in court:
Bloviate: Long winded and wordy.
Example: Mr. X is a bloviate attorney indulging in numerous obtuse excuses for his client’s illegal behavior.
Sophistry: Deceptive Arguments
Example: Mr X’s brief is filled with nothing by sophistry
Or, ah a new pleading from Mr. X filled with his magnificent Sophistry
Asserverate: Confirm or affirm in an earnest manner
The Office of Public Guardian is always asserverate in dispensing with wards or their property.